The Mediocre Joker

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The Mediocre Joker

Welcome to the dad-a-base

Candy Jokes

One Liners

Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.

Candy Jokes / Candy Puns / Chocolate Jokes / Chocolate Puns / Diet Jokes / Eating Jokes / Health Puns

Puns

My local movie theater is cracking down on outside snacks, but that’s okay.

I have a few Twix up my sleeve.

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Candy Jokes / Candy Puns / Movie Theater Jokes / Snack Jokes / Snack Puns / Theater Jokes / Twix Puns

Ultimate Dad Jokes

What kind of candy do Catholics eat on Sundays?

Sacramints.

Candy Jokes / Candy Puns / Catholic Jokes / Mint Puns / Sunday Jokes

Funny Kids Jokes

What do you call a bear without teeth?

A gummy bear!

Bear Puns / Candy Jokes / Candy Puns / Jokes For Kids / Teeth Jokes

Puns

I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.

He replied, “I always have a few twix up my sleeve.”

Candy Jokes / Candy Puns / Chocolate Puns / Halloween Jokes