Why don’t escaped convicts make good authors?
Because they never finish their sentences.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Book Puns
Why did the book get stitches?
Because it had its appendix removed.
A bunch of books fell on my head today.
I guess I only have my shelf to blame.
Why did the book go to the doctor?
Because it’s spine was broken.
How many mystery authors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to have a really good twist at the end.
I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.
I haven’t sold a single copy of my autobiography.
That’s the story of my life.
I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life.
l’ll call it my oughta-biography.
You hear about the latest book on poltergeists?
It’s flying off the shelves.