Why don’t escaped convicts make good authors?
Because they never finish their sentences.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Book Jokes
Why did the book get stitches?
Because it had its appendix removed.
I’ve heard that it can be hard at first to learn Braille.
But after a while you start to get a feel for it.
A bunch of books fell on my head today.
I guess I only have my shelf to blame.
Why did the book go to the doctor?
Because it’s spine was broken.
I’m currently reading a book about a couple of insects who fall in love in an Italian city.
It’s a Rome ants novel.
Started a tribute band with some friends and called it “The Books.”
Now nobody can judge us by our covers.
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini.
The bartender says, “Olive or Twist?”
I haven’t sold a single copy of my autobiography.
That’s the story of my life.
You hear about the latest book on poltergeists?
It’s flying off the shelves.