My son asked if I was named after my dad.
I said, “Of course I was, he was born many years before me.”
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Best Dad Jokes
Welcome to the ultimate collection of dad jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and leave you groaning in delight!
Today, we’re embracing the timeless charm of dad humor as we present a handpicked list of the web’s best dad jokes.
From pun-tastic one-liners to classic dad quips, this compilation is a celebration of the corniest, cheesiest, and most lovable jokes that dads everywhere have mastered.
Whether you’re a dad yourself or just enjoy a good dose of dad humor, these jokes are guaranteed to brighten your day and have you sharing them with friends and family in no time.
So, put on your best dad hat, gather ’round the virtual fireplace, and join us on a laughter-filled journey through our list of the web’s finest dad jokes that will have you saying, “Dad jokes rule!”
I once yelled into a colander.
Strained my voice.
Why is Waldo’s shirt striped?
He doesn’t want to be spotted.
I don’t always tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
Got kicked out of the Mime Club.
Must’ve been something I said.
I used to work as a programmer for autocorrect.
Then they fried me for no raisin.
How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats?
They carry the one.
I don’t always tell dad jokes.
But when I do, he laughs.
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthetic.
He said “go ahead, knock yourself out!”
I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV.
But it was only on paper view.
Never trust a train.
They have loco motives.
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
I’ve been teaching myself to juggle clocks.
People are saying I’ve got too much time on my hands.
I hate autocorrect.
It always makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo!
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
You say “dad bod.”
I say “father figure.”
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What do you want?” The man says, “Oh, just some fruit punch.”
The bartender sighs and shakes his head, “If you want punch, you’re gonna have to wait in line.” The man looks around, but there is no punchline.