The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
Things got tense.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Bar Jokes
The man who invented auto correct walks into a barn.
He orders a bear.
A ghost walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”
A giraffe walks into a bar.
“Sorry,” says the bartender, “We don’t serve Heineken here.”
An ego and a superego walk into a bar.
The bartender asks for their id.
A chicken and and egg walk into a bar.
The bartender comes in from the back and says, “Who came first?”
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says “We don’t serve your type.”
Eminem walks into a bar and orders a round of shots.
The bartender says “You only get one shot.”
A king and queen walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “Sorry, you’re not 21.”
Tequila may not fix your life.
But it’s worth a shot.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What do you want?” The man says, “Oh, just some fruit punch.”
The bartender sighs and shakes his head, “If you want punch, you’re gonna have to wait in line.” The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar.
The bartender says “Oh no! Not U2 again!”
Platypus walks into Duck’s bar. He finishes his drink and Duck gives him the check.
Duck billed Platypus.