I’ve decided I want a pet termite. I’m going to call him Clint.
Clint Eats wood.
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
The Mediocre Joker
Welcome to the dad-a-base
Actor Jokes
Which actor drives the least?
Christopher Walken.
The backstage crews are the biggest theater fans.
They’re always giving props to the performers.
Why is a show at the planetarium better than one at the theater?
Because there are more stars.
Did you hear about the latest Broadway controversy?
Turns out ALL their plays are staged.
Why couldn’t the mechanic become an actor?
He couldn’t get the parts.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
Look for the Fresh Prints.